Monday, February 23, 2015

Old Habits Die Hard

The dim glow of the monitors glanced off freshly minted five o’clock shadows.
The scent of coffee hung heavy in the air-- punctuated with airs of fast food grease.
Clicking keyboards were only interrupted by the occasion burble of the water cooler.
Dullness coalescing into the monotonous malaise of another day at the office.


In one cubicle, among an endless, ubiquitous sea of beige boxes, sat Jeff.
Jeff didn’t drink coffee-- not after what he was used to.
That was like eating pork rinds after a life of eating caviar.
Jeff sat in his chair, clicking a pen, and stared at the digital clock in the corner of his screen.
4:15 PM
Jeff chewed anxiously on his lip.
Just five more hours... you can do this.
He checked his email, filed a few reports, then looked back at the clock.
4:16 PM
Jeff sighed, rubbing his temples.
He was struggling in this new life-- plagued with old temptations.
You don’t need it, last time was THE last time-- you promised yourself.
After a walk around the office, and an extended water cooler break, he sat back down.
Taking a deep breath, he smiled.
See? That had to kill some time I mean look now it’s--
4:19 PM
Okay... just one more time-- but THIS is the last time.
Jeff stood up, and headed towards the elevator.
“Hey! Jeff! Where you off to my man?”
Jeff froze, and turned to face a smug grin in a vomit green tie.
“Oh... hey Pete, just... just taking my lunch break.”
Pete’s crooked mustache twitched as he let out a brief chuckle.
“A-Okay by me, just as long as you aren’t sneaking out early!”
Jeff put on his closest replica to a smile.
“No, just... just getting... food.”
Jeff let out a sound somewhat similar sound to a laugh, and quickly headed into the elevator.
As the metal doors closed, Jeff let out a breath of relief, and pulled out his phone.


Jeff>Hey, meet me in the alley by the coffee shop on 5th
Steve>Whooooooaaaaa!! looks whos back in it!!!
Jeff> Come on, I gotta be back at work soon.
Steve> HAHA putting in some overtime eh? ;)
Jeff> Just hurry, alright?
Steve> ok ok on my way


Jeff stood in the alley, tapping his foot impatiently.
“On my way,” my ass...
He looked at the clock on his phone again.
4:30 PM
Jesus, I’m not getting fired waiting for this--
“Yo! Jeff! How you been?”
Jeff looked up to see a man in a white wife-beater, and faded blue jeans.
“Steve, finally, what took you?”
Steve set a metal case on the ground, and bowed in an attempt to feign an air of class.
“Hey, I need time to ensure the finest quality for my longest standing customer!”
Jeff picked up the case, and handed Steve a roll of bills.
“Sure, sure. I’ll only be fifteen minutes-- if I’m gone for more than 30 minutes they dock my pay.”
Steve shook his head as he counted the money.
“Another classic example of capitalism bringing us down.”
Jeff couldn’t help but smile, “Yeah, I’m sure that’s what it is.”
He headed towards a moving truck parked in an empty lot across the street.


Jeff opened the trailer door of the truck, and stepped inside.
He flipped a light switch on the wall, and set the case onto a small table.
He put on the white cleansuit hanging on a hook.
Opening the case, he set out various scalpels, surgical saws, and a small ball-peen hammer.
In the middle of the room was a man, fastened to a refurbished dentist’s chair.
The man struggled against the restraints, and trying to scream through the tape over his mouth.
Jeff walked over to him, and gently set the blade of a scalpel against his chest.
“Sorry about this, it’s just... I need that midday pick-me-up, you know?”


Ribbons of crimson flesh lay scattered like discarded Christmas wrapping paper.
Glittering white specks of broken teeth floated in a pools of glimmering blood.
The only sound was the slow drip of essence off of a lifeless hand.


Jeff sat in his cubicle, a smile of contentment on his face.
He clacked away at his keyboard, with a newfound peace of mind.
“Hey! My man! How was lunch?”
Jeff looked up at the same smug grin, and the same vomit green tie.
“O-oh, it was great...”
Pete chuckled, “I can tell-- you got a bit of sauce on your chin there!”
Jeff quickly wiped at his chin, and looked at the red stain on his hand.
“Oh! Thanks...”
Pete walked away laughing, as Jeff turned back to his computer.
That was close... TOO close. This seals it-- that was the last time.


Jeff sat in his cubicle, clicking his pen, and stared at the clock.
4:15 PM
He chewed anxiously on his lip.
No. You’re done-- that was the last time. Never again.
Jeff checked his email, filed a few reports, then looked at the clock again
4:16 PM
Okay, maybe just one last time...

Craigslist - Seattle - February 20th

[This is a "found poem," which is definitely more experimental than I usually go-- 
but, I figured it was worth a shot.]

Im looking for a mountain bike in good condition and will trade these 12 quartz crystal pendants
... if I like the bike.

BEST GHOSTS (Affordable, uncreepy)

I have a free baby car seat and swing , If you want it, let me know getting rid of it
has to go by today

FREE Apprentice Navel "Belly" Piercing:
looking for individuals who would like an inexpensive (FREE!) piercing
without sacrificing safety or quality!

Ostomy Supplies - FREE

Box of tree fungus - $15

Free Items:
*Wood *2 white doors *front doors *Bank table. It is pretty beat up from the weather.
*Dish Satellite *Cherry seat covers. They are just dirty from sitting in the garage.
*Wedding gown/costume dress.  It was used as a costume and DOES NOT have a size on it.
*Black luggage bag *Glass mirror. Was in a bathroom. Never got it framed. It has a chipped corner
If this ad is still up, these skeletons are still for sale.

Weird panintgs from schizophrenic artist:
                                                                            Selling my paintings


Opium Pipe - $75
Pipe is functional, but is meant to be decorative. Made in Thailand of a Lead/Silver composition.
Cash only.

African Neckless - $10

Free dirt.


                                     Driftwood - $15             


                                                                                                  Driftwood - $10

Friday, February 20, 2015

The Book of Bellows v0.1

A book smells of fresh ink, yet the tome is covered in dust.
What do you do?


>look at book_


After wiping away the dust, you see the tome’s title: The Book of Bellows.”
An inscription below reads: “Glory to the Deep Father”


>open book_


Opening the book, you find the beginning to be an invocation:
“Glory to the Deep Father! Glory to the Delvers!”
The ink is a deep red.


>read book_


The tome seems to be a book of worship for an unknown cult,
the pages seem to contain text for a sermon of sorts:
“The deniers speak of forgiveness-- of the life after now--
Let them sing their lullaby of ignorance!
Let them call us mad-- as they slumber above licking flames!
The bones of the ignorant shall provide the foundation for His reign!
His voice shall herald the rebirth of life as we know it!
The cacophony of His truth shall deafen those who never listened!”
The words set you on edge, weighing heavily on your mind,
Do you wish to keep reading?


>yes_


“Do not weep for the deniers-- their bodies will serve a purpose!
They will be the building blocks of  His empire!
Their blood will sate His unending thirst!
Their flesh will sate His unending hunger!
The Delvers shall inherit this tainted world!
Only we know the path to life beyond death!
Only we know the truth within his unending screams!”


Your head hurts, as if the words themselves are tainted.
Do you wish to keep reading?


>no_


He is the shifting chaos-- seeping into the world above!
He is teeth without mouth-- eyes beyond sockets!
He is the chattering screams of purest knowledge!
He is the blood flowing across gleaming edges!
He is the seed planted in quivering viscera!”
Do yo̱̝͔̣̟͂̚u wish to keep reading?


>NO_


Glory to the Delvers!
We, who usher in a new age-- not of wood and iron, but of flesh and bone!
Glory to the Deep Father!
He, who will silence the ignorant-- not with death, but with undying life!
Do ý̠͖̹͚o̹̤͓͜u̯̠͓̙̼͓ wish to keep reading?


>stop reading_


“GLORY TO THE DEEP FATHER!
HE WHO WAITS BEYOND THE EDGES OF ALL WORLDS!
GLORY TO THE DEEP FATHER!
HE WHO SEEPS INTO ALL REALITIES-- REAL AND UNREAL!
Do y̼̥̟o̜̭̖͓̯͍͙u͏̦͕͡ wish to F̻̠̭̮̞̬̟̺́́E̸͕E̤͉̦̖͓̮̩͚͡ͅL̥̩̻̦̙͈͝ͅ ̻͓͡H̼̗͉̘̤͜I̧̠͓͎͠S̸̥̜̘͖ ҉͍͇̞̫E̼̞̙̙̬̩̝͞M̯̫͡͠Ḇ̸̧͈R̭̞̗A͉̘͕̦͍̤͔̺͞͠C҉͙̹͕̲̬͠͠È̠̜̤͜͠?̸̗͙̗͎̳́͟


>EXIT GAME_


G̡̙̜̫̤͒ͭ̅̓̐L̸͇̟̺̯̮̯̝̦̽͆̚O̺̠͙̲͙̣̱ͫ̏͘Ȑ̖ͦͧ̒ͦY̖ͯ͋̄̑̂̉ͣ ͖̟͉͍̗̥̻̚T͎̭̈O̞͉͍͔̻̤ͪ̌͢ ͋̉̐T̗̩͈̟̜̎͑͐ḨE͕̞̤͕̼͒͐̇̚ ̞̰͓͚͇̙̖̽̕D̻̘̩̻͚̗͙͗E̖ͥ̀ͭͮͬͣ̀E̶̮̲̞̲̥̙̓̿̊͆͋͂ͫP̯̮̹̂̔ ͔̖̘̳ͧF̴͓ͣ̓̃A̫̞̣͓̻̪̟̾ͦ͆̈̒̉T̛̮̺̞͚̰̦͚̄ͥH̢̱̙͖͚̖̭̾̏̂ͩ̆̌E͍̞͚͒͑̆͂͗R̛̺̳̩̲̙̖̓̾̾ͮ̅ͤ
THE RIVERS WILL GROW FETID WITH TAINTED FLESH


G̱̪̰̝̪̏ͬL̎̅ͬ̎ͩ͏̨̮͎̞̘̯̕Ò͚̙̤͚̞͚̀ͧ̎̌ͩ̂ͥȐͪ̀҉͖̠͙̗̳Yͦ̔͆͌ͥ̾̂̓͠͠҉͖̩͉̪͖̖ ̶̯̹̘̜̼͊̅̄T̘̠̯ͦ̽̌Ò͕͇̫̞̩͈͑̎ͧ͜͡ ̡̨͍͔͔̪͈̽͛͋̒͊̍̑ͭͪ͟T̨̂ͧ͌ͭ̎̉҉̰̮̺̬Ḣͯ̒̇ͧ̆͂̇͡҉̫͠Ē̖͈͇̦̮̫͕͈̼̽ͤ̓͋͘ ͓̖̻̥̑͐̎̑̾̑͑̔̀̚ͅḒ̛̞̱̜͕̣̟̗̭̒ͨ͋̾Ê̙͔̼̞͎͈̣̔ͬ́Ę̭̘͙͙̜̳͇ͨ̓ͩ́ͅP̨̦͍̱͖̭̤͋̄̆ͦ̽̀͜͞ͅ ͔͕̗͔̺̙̖̂͛͊͛ͬ͗ͥͩ̇͡͡F̘͈̲͙̾̓ͨ̀͢A̢͇̒̐ͮ̃̇́̓̍̕͟T̷̠͔̯͊̔̃̈̂͋̇͒̕͡Ĥ̘̍̉̕͘Ë̙͉̠́̎ͧ́̌͛̕͝͡ͅR̢͔̯̙̭͔͖̋͛̑̂͗ͨ̐͗
THE FIELDS WILL BURN AND THE SKY WILL DARKEN


G̠͙͈̣̭̮͕̝̪͚͎̬̙͍͙̫͙̟͖̿̓ͪ̓͌͒͌͜͜L̐̇̚̚͏͎̰̤̥̰Ŏ̴̹̰͚͈̪̣̺̠̘̥̝͉͉̘̜̓̑̎͋ͧ̂̓ͥͩ̌ͨ͆̿͂͠R̴̋̐͊̉͟͠͏̬̝̞̝̗̜͓͉͓͓Y̴̷͉̼͈̟͈̦͇͙̺̽ͪ̆ͯ̄̔͟͞ ̲̦̭̩͙̜͍̻͓̱͍̥̫̮̻͇̰̦͐̿ͧ͋͛̈̈̃̊ͯͫ̂̂̿̕͢T̨ͦͣ̍̃̈́̓͛̃̈͐ͮ̂̈͜҉̴̗̰̮̜͞ͅƠ̡̛̱̣̱̯͔̩͔͍̙̜̼͍̪͇͇ͨ̇͂ͪ̉̾ͬ̽͋̃͋ͩͧ͒ͯ̔ͩ̾͘͢ ̵̧͙̭̠̖͓͚̻̜̝̲̻̗̬͎̩̻̼̝ͤ̑͛̇͗͋̄͞T̴̰͈͕̭͙̭̰͓̠͍̘͕̩̩̟͕̑͛͂ͣͩ́ͯ̔͐̉ͪͧ̿͆ͪͥ́͜͟͞ͅH̡̛̖̮̭͇̞̥͉̯̀͌̍̃̒̓ͦ̓̅̅ͯͧͭ͗Eͦ̓ͣͤͣ̐ͩͯ̇͑̚͏͘҉̱͎̪̜̙̺̻̖̯̙͘͡ ̛̝̭̯̥͉̺̤͇͕̼̘̘͙̼̦̼̻͖̍́͆͊ͦ̀͢͝͝D̴͈̻̟͇̮̥̦ͥ̐͂ͤ͘͝E̴̶̸̢̍͋͌ͬ̈̚͏̞̪͉̝̲̤̹È̶̛͍̳̫͎̠̦̗̥̝͖̯̤͔͕̻̹̬̣͋͌ͦ̍̏͋̿ͩ̏ͥ̅̈̏͒̓̓̔̑̀Ṕ̨̧̹̼͎̞̹̣̩͎̣̮̪̭̙͙̺͐̔ͧͭ͊̅̅͡ ̶̶̘͓̼͔̱̱͍̗͙̙̪̪̓̑̾̋̏͊͌̎ͫͯ͑͗̚͘ͅF̧̺͔͓̦̐̎̂̓̅͌ͯ͌̂ͤ̐ͫ̊ͫ̇̀A̡̬̲̜̩̝͉̩̘͙̋̓̽̂ͤ͊́͛̀̋̊̏̚̚͘͢Ţ̯̭̳̹̦͉̻̗̮̼̗̪̈ͭ̔̐̓̿͂ͫ̃ͯ͢͞͞ͅH̶̆͑ͩ̊ͤͧͤͦ̈́̽̅̇̈́͆͂ͣ͏̪͉͈͖̹͞Ę̛̘͉͚͙̺̬̋̆ͭ̍̇ͦͬ͋̿̓ͦ͑͞Ŗ̝̞̲̯͉̫̙̲̮̣̠̻̪̠̩͔ͮ͂̐̽̌̍ͯ͗̏̃̓ͮ̀͜͢͟
Ģ̴̶͔̫̤͇̗̔̏ͮ̔̉̽̽ͩ͌͊̋̈͗͑͊̾̈́̊́̚͠L̝͇̲̻͎̠̣̦̖̤̫͍̼̩̮͚͊̽̓ͤ͛ͭͫ̆̿͜͝O̟̖͎̤̘̝͔̻̖̳̤̝͈͍͙̲̞̱ͯ̔ͣͤ̇̈́̀ͨ͟͢͝Ŗ̴̊͂̆̑̈̓͛ͭ̓̈́ͯͬ͜͜҉̙͙̼̲̻͍̗̼̻̞̹͍͓̙̼ͅY̸̝̞͔͕̠̥͍͕̼͛̂̂̇ͣ̉̈́ͤ͋͌̀ͩͥͯͪ ̴̵͔̙͇̹͔̥̹͇̦̩̫͓͚̱͙͛̑ͧ̐̽̾̔ͩ̔̌ͅͅT̶̵̡̛̼̣͎̹͎̰̤͇̔͒̊̂̀͆̊Ơ̧͈̤͙͙̤̼͈̐ͣ̂͐̊ͥ̿̒ͮ͗ͥͤͩ͌̃͌ͅͅ ̷̷̈ͬ̏ͤ̒́͏̫͚̼̗̙͔̞̼̦͔̰̬̫͉̞̣̲̙T̴̟̙̖̼̥̹̰͓͔̤̲̪͈̩͈̹͎̰̤̒̍ͧ̄ͬ̑̎͂͟͡͞H̎ͩͦ̄ͥ̋͌ͨͮ̄ͤͤ̌̍͆҉̢͔̦͖̝͖̬̙̭̰͙͚̱͎͎͞ͅĘ̨̞͎̬͎͕͚̮͎̰̪̃̊̂̒͋̀́ ̵̝̼̺͈̟͓̯̪̪̦͊ͩ̐̂͛̎́ͯͭ̑͌́͠Ḍ̨͔̹̻̯̙͈̼̦͚̳̼̝̥̤̹͙̟͗̿ͣ͆̂̐ͬ́́̚Ê̴̸̢̹̫̦͈̬̩̻̲͙͇̣̖̫̤̯̬͔̊ͩ̐̉̃͂͂̃̌ͪͬͨͫͥ͡͞ͅĖ̢͕͎̜͍͎͎͇͇͉̰͓͙̳ͮ̔̂͗͆̔͞ͅP̧̐̀̄̒̐͂̑ͫ͗̿̋̐̇͋̇͏̡̹͚͓͖̟͖̦̘̙̭̺̲͎̟̻̫̝̰͠ ̶͂̀͑̚͏̢̟̘̖̟͍̺̝̬̙̻͚͈̥̀F̷̻̠͓̺̹̯͙̦̙̙̦͎̠͓̎ͮͮͭͮ̊̏ͨ͐ͫ͜͟͠ͅͅA̡̬̘̼̯̩̝̟͔̙͖̳͙͇̠̽̄̅̋̽̉ͯ͊T̮͓̦̪̤͚̲̘̫̦̺̦̯̟̝̤ͮ̿́̕̕ͅH̷̶̢̟̗̦̼͚̝̤͕̮ͯ̎̾ͪͭ̿̓͊̿͂͐̇ͥͣ̉̎̀E̷̟̳̩͈͖͖͕͚̠̊̍͛̉̀͞ͅR̵͕̪͍̤̠̲̦͕̠̳̙̪ͩͦ͗̓̊͆̆ͬ̈ͥ̄̚͘͡

Lost within Darkness


for Jon


Phantoms of the past--
Lost in forgotten hallways.
Eternal whispers,
Alighted upon cold stone,
Seep into oblivion.
Endless hours of dark--
Held in unyielding nightfalls,
Eve, after black eve.
Light is a fond memory,
Perched within my fleeting dreams.
Madness of the heart--
Ethereal in promise.
Joyful tomorrows--
Obscured by your sunless eyes.
Nightmares dance in shapeless fear.

Life at the Bottom (of the Pyramid)

Scott stood on a faded welcome mat-- the word nearly destroyed with age.
He straightened his tie, re-tucked his shirt, and took a deep breath.
His hand shook, as it hovered over the doorbell.
This was the last house on the block--
and he needed one more sale to meet his quota.
He sent a brief buzz through the walls.
An older man in a garish red bathrobe answered the door.
Scott put on his brightest smile. “Hello sir, my name’s Scott, and I--”
The man interjected, “No thanks, I’m perfectly happy with my current lord and savior,”
Scott stuck his foot in the door before he could close it.
“N-no sir, I’m actually with Slice Corps.-- the leader in kitchen cutlery!”
The man raised a grey eyebrow, “Knives? Well... Sure, come in.”
Scott beamed with fleeting hope as he entered the small house.
The man sat in a musty brown armchair, and poured bourbon into a glass.
“Do you want a drink, Scott?”
Scott shifted uncomfortably, as he placed the case of knives on the coffee table.
“Oh... n-no, I’m fine, thanks.”
The man shrugged, “suit yourself,” taking a generous sip.
Scott started in on his rehearsed presentation, “For fifty years, Slice Corps. has been--”
“The leader in kitchen cutlery,” said the man, “yeah, you said that earlier.”
Scott let out a nervous laugh, “O-oh, right, yes, well--”
“Scott, just let me see your knives-- I was a professional. Fair enough?”
The man had an intense stare, like looking into a train's headlamps.
“F-fair enough,” Scott managed.
The man picked up the large butcher’s knife, turning it over, and over again.
“Can it cut through bone?” he asked, gently chewing on his lip.
“O-of course, and the tip is great for disjointing.”
“Very nice... What about this cleaver, good for splitting ribs?”
“Y-yes sir, that’s what it’s famous for... up to four inches of bone, actually.”
The man whistled, “Damn, that’s pretty impressive.”
He looked over the others briefly, before seeing the boning knife.
“Oh-ho-ho, what is this little beauty?”
He held it in the air, watching the light glance off the edges.
“That’s our deluxe boning knife, it’s angled to trim meat off of any kind of bone.”
The man set the knife down, a toothy grin on his face.
“How much?” he said, a look of youthful yearning in his eyes.
Scott found himself aping the man’s playful grin.
“Really? Oh, well the butcher’s is one-fifty, and the--”
The man shook his head, “No, how much for the whole set?”
Scott’s face fell, “Oh... Well... it’s two-thousand, nine-hundred, ninety-nine...”
The man deftly wrote the check, and handed it to Scott.
“Hell, I was thinking of coming out of retirement anyway.”
“T-thank you sir! You won’t regret this!”
“Oh, I’m sure I won’t... When will they get here?”
“Three to five business days.”
The man nodded solemnly, “That should be enough time to get back in business.”


The Return of the Eastside Butcher?


A terrifying find in a dumpster--  human remains, all cleaned of flesh.
The last time human remains were found in this volume, was thirty years ago,
when the Eastside Butcher took the lives of an estimated twenty-five people.
The serial killer, and suspected cannibal, was never found-- and assumed dead.
That is, until now. The police department refused to comment on the connection.


Scott stared at the newspaper, mouth agape, and face twisted in equal parts disgust and fear.
“There’s no way,” he thought, a glimmer of sweat on his brow. “I’m just being paranoid.”
He crumpled the paper, and tossed it aside.
Cracking open a beer-- he sighed.
“Besides... I really needed that sale.”